EXTRA CURRICULAR LESSONS: Recipe For Sucess With The Naked Chef

EXTRA CURRICULAR LESSONS: Recipe For Sucess With The Naked Chef

Word on the street is that a new naked restaurant has opened up in London. I’m not having that, there’s only room for one naked restaurant, and that's my Naked Brasserie. Come on down for a stir fry and a cold beer. Or I’ll heat that beer up for you if you like, whatever.

The Naked Chef’s latest recipe book ‘Wok Out with your Cock Out’ is available from The Naked Brasserie now.

EXTRA CURRICULAR READING: How to Pick Up Mermaids

EXTRA CURRICULAR READING: How to Pick Up Mermaids

Ciao ciao,
People often say to me: 

"Giovanni, you do so well with the females... If I was the handsome Crown Prince of an ancient underwater citadel called Atlantis the mermaids would be all over me, too!"

 I put one webbed hand on their shoulder and say: 

"Sure it helps but it's not just that... What if I tell you I wasn't always this good with the opposite sex?" 

 They never believe me because I'm so handsome and my gills are so symmetrical...

Top 5 ways that 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' shaped our world

Top 5 ways that 'Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' shaped our world

Saban Entertainment’s iconic creation Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was a 90’s educational TV serial, loosely veiled as a live-action children’s martial arts romp. The show often goes uncredited for how it shaped the belief system of a generation, and heavily influenced modern society. 

Here we break down the top 5 ways that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has shaped our world...

Extracurricular Lessons: HOW TO CRITIQUE ART

Extracurricular Lessons: HOW TO CRITIQUE ART

 In my wisdom and charity I have decided to add some additional extracurricular lessons for our listeners. This was prompted, in part, by the receipt of several gifts from dutiful listeners who truly understand what it is to be a good listener (gifts) and what the proper dynamic between student and pupil is (gifts).

The important document you are now reading can be seen as an accompaniment to episode #17 of Fact Up! - ART. A study aid if you will. A studcompaidment.

Of COURSE we talk about other things.. but you couldn’t stop me talking about men with my best friends if you PAID me

Of COURSE we talk about other things.. but you couldn’t stop me talking about men with my best friends if you PAID me

There’s a kind of rumour going round that it’s not very ‘good’ for women to talk about men all the time. As if it trivialises us. Well, meh. OF COURSE we talk about other things: Like Brexit, the threat of Donald Trump, and how would you genetically engineer a unicorn?.. but you couldn’t stop me talking about men with my friends if you paid me.

Describe your Imperfect Date

Describe your Imperfect Date

In Miss Congeniality, Cheryl Fraiser is asked to describe her perfect date. She says, famously, ‘ I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.’

I feel bad for Cheryl. It’s hard to describe your perfect date even when you don’t get confused between romantic occasions and actual days.