LIFE TIPS #4 'Halloween'

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Lesson 4: Halloween 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Halloween is every Christian's nightmare, which makes it a Satanist's dream. We just like the colour orange.

Watch us (Jay and I) carve beautiful Jack-o-lanterns so that you can copy and make your own. Not at the same time though, do be careful with knives. And flames. And also, pumpkins are pretty heavy if you drop them on a toe. 

ADULT SUPERVISION REQUIRED.