I recently applied to Shoreditch house. Unfortunately, it is necessary to be involved in a creative industry of some capacity, and being unemployed is not a creative endeavour, according to Clare from the membership department"
“Can you go to war with one arm? Can you go to war with asthmatic lungs? Broken hands? Yes you can Champ. You prepare yourself. Push yourself. And when the worst of the worst happens you start saying #LETSGOCHAMP #LETSGOCHAMP #LETSGOCHAMP”
Who remembers the guy who died playing World of Warcraft, alone, in an internet café? In March 2015, 24-year-old gamer Wu Tai coughed up blood, slumped on his keyboard, and died after he played a 19-hour World of Warcraft session. Crazy, right? But... where were his friends?
These weird space-age sarcophagus' are overlooked as a therapy tool because the sessions are more easily marketed as an ‘experience’ or to ease muscle pains. Sure, it ticks those boxes, too… But it’s not the tank’s main selling point. Done properly, a floatation tank can take you on a psychedelic journey akin to intense meditation or drugs (allegedly). Yep, it gets real trippy.
We've all been there - It's post-breakup and everything you see and do reminds you of your ex.
Well, Simon Feilder (@simonfeilder) - like the trooper he is - has not let his recent bad news affect his work. Take a look at the video below to see a true example of how to leave your baggage at home*.
Thanks to the explosion of hipster foodie culture, there's a dearth of new food to food and combinations to try. If there's a food to eat then its been eaten by some creep with a reality show and a passport. The final frontier of foodism is to jam marijuana into whatever's available and feed it to dicks wearing sunglasses at a massive mark up.
It's finally the best time of of day - bedtime! But sometimes it's quite hard to fall asleep. So on top of all the other stuff we've taught you, we're going to teach you that too. When will the learning end?! WE DON'T KNOW.
The first rule of Tinder - If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. I won’t have been the only guy lured in by a robot *Ahem, a few times* and I’m positive I won’t be the last. Admittedly, I’m not as ‘active’ on the app as I was back then, but these robots don’t seem to happen so much anymore. There are still a lot of suspect accounts lurking about, though...
There are over 15,000 nuclear weapons worldwide, and you can't have Donald “I don’t want to rule out anything” Trump, and Vladimir "I like to measure my dick [read: Military prowess]" Putin calling the shots without nudging the Doomsday clock a little closer to midnight.
In 2014, Google purchased the British Artificial Intelligence start-up, DeepMind, for a massive £400 Million. Shortly after the acquisition Deepmind's founder, Demis Hassabis, took some time away from being a newly crowned super-millionaire to unveil his two step plan for the company...
VALENTINE'S IS COMING! Unfortunately, Valentine's day isn't as straightforward as marching up to someone and telling them to love you. Luckily, we have the inside knowledge to make sure your squeeze is won over and will agree to love you forever.
He posed as a heroin user and used other addicts to make his connections with dealers. He estimates his arrests account for over 1000 years of prison time. He was on the front line of the ‘war’...and he’s not proud of any of it.
The Dawson Bros. are one of television's best-kept secrets. This powerful writing trio are behind some of the greatest comedy moments on your screens - crafting everything from sketch shows and sitcoms, to well-crafted one-liners for presenters, hosts, and national treasures alike.
...we caught up with Steve Dawson to find out everything we could.
Art. What is it? Does anybody know? Not me, probably not you either. What we do know is that it started in the winter of around 3000 years ago in a cave, and, unfortunately for the artistically inept, it isn’t showing any signs of going away.
After reading about the album, I felt a preemptive sense of defeat but had already committed to this pointless, masochistic cause. Largely, I was adamant that I couldn’t have felt much worse at that point in time and yearned to wallow in much pain as possible, for maximum effect. This was the week I listened to Sea Change, effectively, non-stop.
It's that time of year again. The vol-au-vents are out and Jackie's misjudged the level of acceptable cleavage. It can only be the office Christmas party. And we're going to tell you how to get through it.
Coffee shops today offer five different coffee beans in six styles, three sizes and four different types of milk - what’s your favourite coffee? Couriers will deliver from any restaurant in town - now, what would you like to eat? Dating apps provide you with an endless stream of potential partners - now, what’s your type? LinkedIn sends you a daily email highlighting ‘109,000 jobs which are available for your skillset’ - now, what do you want to do with your life?