I recently applied to Shoreditch house. Unfortunately, it is necessary to be involved in a creative industry of some capacity, and being unemployed is not a creative endeavour, according to Clare from the membership department"
It's finally the best time of of day - bedtime! But sometimes it's quite hard to fall asleep. So on top of all the other stuff we've taught you, we're going to teach you that too. When will the learning end?! WE DON'T KNOW.
Art. What is it? Does anybody know? Not me, probably not you either. What we do know is that it started in the winter of around 3000 years ago in a cave, and, unfortunately for the artistically inept, it isn’t showing any signs of going away.
This will change with way you use the word 'Brexit.'
by Anthony Brexit
My name is Anthony Brexit. It really is, I can show you my birth certificate if you are calling me a liar. For my whole life it has been fine but since the EU referendum having this surname has been hell on legs.
Fatherhood, eh? I’m going to whisper this, but I think Barrymore was right. Yep; Michael Barrymore. Absolutely spot on. He really was. Genuinely… kids actually do say the funniest things. My two little comediennes keep me endlessly entertained with their slightly insane, toddler logic.
Like most millennials, I’m absolutely obsessed with my phone. Not a minute goes by that I don’t pick it up and use it, either to send a WhatsApp message, catch up with the latest trends, or check my work emails. Recently I’ve realised just how much of the day I spend staring at screens. It’s crazy! So for one week I turned my handset off, and replaced it with a big knife. This is what happened.
So often people talk about how we live in a kind of ‘nanny state’. Everything we breathe near is protected by its own four thousand and seven page document renouncing all that you shouldn’t do with, by or near it. And I love it.
We're all dazzled by the glamorous world of movie making and The Internet Movie Databse website is a great place to discover amazing film facts and behind the scenes info. We trawled through the millions of pages of trivia they have on there to find you the most useful tid bits. Lights, camera, trivia! HERE'S TRIVIA ITEMS 10 - 1.
Lastest FACT UP guest, PE teacher, Mr Stuart shares everything you need to know as a new student at Schott’s Academy for the Academically and Physically Gifted, with this exclusive extract from the school’s student handbook.
It's that exciting time of the year when youngsters leave the safety of their family homes and head off to start a new life at University. It can be scary meeting so many new people but don't worry, here's a helpful guide to the five people you will meet while you're a student and guidelines for how to handle them.
We're all dazzled by the glamorous world of movie making and The Internet Movie Databse website is a great place to discover amazing film facts and behind the scenes info. We trawled through the millions of pages of trivia they have on there to find you the most useful tid bits. Lights, camera, trivia!
Read the story that was too hot, too raunchy and too 'focussed on unnecessary details of clothing' for publishers! That's right! Over 30 romance publishers REFUSED to publish this story. Probably because it was TOO SENSATIONAL and TOO EROTIC. Can you handle it? Put on your excitement gloves and find out...
Hullo. I am Mot/Hel/Death/The Grim Reaper. I’m the big skeleton that appears when you pass from this mortal coil to the next. 99.9% of the time this event goes according to The Omniversal Plan. It’s a simple procedure wherein I guide your eternal soul into the next plane, it’s painless and you have absolutely nothing to fear.
However I do have bad days at work like everyone else...
Regulators. I'm regulating any stealing of your property (or other violations). I'm damn good too. But you can't be any geek off the streets. You’ve gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean (I MEAN A GUN), earn your keep. Let me, His Royal G-Funkness Warren H, break you off with my favourite rules and regulations..
There’s a lot of hoo-ha about various things ‘breaking the internet’ over the last year. Be it Kim Kardashian's shelf-bum, Justin Bieber falling down a trapdoor or nonchalantly wandering around with his dick out on holiday. Well, I’ve had just about enough of it! The term ‘breaking the internet’ has lost any true meaning. What happens when the internet actually breaks? MSN Messenger (God rest it's soul) is proof that all great things eventually can, and will, come to an end.
Word on the street is that a new naked restaurant has opened up in London. I’m not having that, there’s only room for one naked restaurant, and that's my Naked Brasserie. Come on down for a stir fry and a cold beer. Or I’ll heat that beer up for you if you like, whatever.
The Naked Chef’s latest recipe book ‘Wok Out with your Cock Out’ is available from The Naked Brasserie now.
Simon Feilder made this hastily-assembled-in-one-take-with-all-of-his-cameras recap shot on the rooftop of his New York airBnB the night after The Battle Of The Bastards and the day of his flight home. Say what you want about his jokes, but you can't fault the kid's commitment...
Saban Entertainment’s iconic creation Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was a 90’s educational TV serial, loosely veiled as a live-action children’s martial arts romp. The show often goes uncredited for how it shaped the belief system of a generation, and heavily influenced modern society.
Here we break down the top 5 ways that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has shaped our world...
In my wisdom and charity I have decided to add some additional extracurricular lessons for our listeners. This was prompted, in part, by the receipt of several gifts from dutiful listeners who truly understand what it is to be a good listener (gifts) and what the proper dynamic between student and pupil is (gifts).
The important document you are now reading can be seen as an accompaniment to episode #17 of Fact Up! - ART. A study aid if you will. A studcompaidment.
There’s a kind of rumour going round that it’s not very ‘good’ for women to talk about men all the time. As if it trivialises us. Well, meh. OF COURSE we talk about other things: Like Brexit, the threat of Donald Trump, and how would you genetically engineer a unicorn?.. but you couldn’t stop me talking about men with my friends if you paid me.